You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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