I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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