Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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