I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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