idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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