he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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