his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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