i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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