I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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