he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize