Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He uses pillows to masturbate.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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