did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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