god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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