Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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