You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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