Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
Your penis caused this!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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