We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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