yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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