New invention idea: vibrating tampons
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Quick, to the slutcave!
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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