So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
So. Much. Porn.
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