found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize