I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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