also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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