woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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