everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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