i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
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