There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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