you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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