I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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