I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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