3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
i out mim tonsoeep
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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