So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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