you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
At least make sure they are 18
Why
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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