their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Alive.
So much puke
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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