Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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