The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Everclear isn't food dammit
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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