Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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