dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I wear drunk well.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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