Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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