super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
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