so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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