I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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