This girl is more easily done than said...
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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