paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
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