problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
