well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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