I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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