Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
home. puking in laundry basket.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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