Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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