I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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