I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
