You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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