I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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