will power is for people who don't want to get laid
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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