Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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