she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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