okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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