I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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