If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I accidentally had phone sex last night
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Ladies don't puke and tell
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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